dreaming of a meaning!!

“I’m dreaming of meaning,”
said AJ Ayer to Noam Chomsky
“What,” replied the Statesman,
“do you wish to relate?”
“Well,” the Etonian responded,
“I’ve been doing some thinking.
And I’m a trifle confused
as to my mental state.”
“Dear man,” cried the American
“What can the matter be?
Is the answer not with you?
Heaven forbid! All ideas are inate!”
“Perhaps true.” said the doubter.
“I seek the [...]

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THE LAPD.FBI,CIA

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
    
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
    
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all [...]

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what not to put on application for employment

NAME:  Greg Bulmash
DESIRED POSITION:  Reclining.  Ha ha.  But seriously, whatever’s available.   If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY:  £185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package.  If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION:  Yes.
LAST [...]

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a lawyer!!!!

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial–a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to [...]

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